American Idol's loopy judge Paula Abdul had a few too many before last night's show. In other news, dogs bark, the sun came up today, and Charlie Sheen hires hookers. What's this? Paula was so shit-faced she passionately criticized Jason Castro for a song he hadn't yet sung. When Randy Jackson corrected Paula and she said, "Oh my God, I thought you sang twice … You know what? This is hard!"
